Dixie Swim Club Auditions

Five Southern women, whose friendships began many years ago on their college swim team,set aside a long weekend every August to recharge those relationships. Free from husbands, kids and jobs, they meet at the same beach cottage on North Carolina’s Outer Banks to catch up, laugh and meddle in each other’s lives. “The Dixie Swim Club” focuses on four of those weekends and spans a period of thirty-three years.  Sheree, the spunky team captain, desperately tries to maintain her organized and ‘perfect’ life, and continues to be the group’s leader.  Dinah, the wise-cracking overachiever, is a career dynamo. But her victories in the courtroom are in stark contrast to the frustrations of her  personal life.  Lexie, pampered and outspoken, is determined to hold on to her looks and youth as long as possible.  She enjoys being married – over and over and over again.  The self-deprecating and acerbic Vernadette, acutely aware of the dark cloud that hovers over her life, has decided to just give in and embrace the chaos.  And sweet, eager-to-please Jeri Neal experiences a late entry into motherhood that takes them all by surprise.  As their lives unfold and the years pass, these women increasingly rely on one another, through advice and raucous repartee, to get through the challenges (men, sex, marriage, parenting, divorce, aging) that life flings at them.  And when fate throws a wrench into one of their lives in the second act, these friends, proving the enduring power of ‘teamwork’, rally ‘round their own with the strength and love that takes this comedy in a poignant and surprising direction.  “The Dixie Swim Club” is the story of these five unforgettable women -  a hilarious and touching comedy about friendships that last forever…

AUDITIONS AUGUST 16 & 17, 2010 at 7:30 P.M.

Harnett Regional Theatre Annex (Next to Stewart Theatre)

Red, White, & Tuna

The much anticipated third installment in the Tuna trilogy takes the audience through another satirical ride into the hearts and minds of the polyester-clad citizens of Texas' third smallest town. Along with Tuna's perennial favorites, some new Tuna denizens burst into the 4th of July Tuna High School Class Reunion. This sets the stage for a show full of fireworks and fun from the land where the Lion's Club is too liberal and Patsy Cline never dies.It's been several years since we left Bertha and Arles dancing at the end of A Tuna Christmas...Did the romance blossom? Has Didi Snavley received any "cosmic" communications from R.R.'s UFO? Did Stanley make his fortune in the Alburquerque taxidermy business? These and other burning questions will be asked and answered in the side-splitting spoof of life in rural America

STARRING RICK STEPHENSON & DENNIS MCCOOL

September 17, 18, 24, 25, 2010 at 8:00 P.M.

September 26, 2010 at 2:30 P.M.